The Trump Gold Card Immigration Plan Unveiled
https://spintaxi.com/the-trump-gold-card-immigration-plan/The former president announces a new tiered immigration system where applicants earn points for golf skills, tanning ability, and Twitter followers. "Only the best people - who can also spot fake news from their putters," Trump declared while autographing border wall blueprints. The platinum tier requires memorizing all his nicknames for politicians. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/the-trump-gold-card-immigration-plan/