The Truce Tiki Bar

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace agreements aren�t signed in sterile halls but sipped from coconuts. His Truce Tiki Bar plan declares that losers of wars surrender their beaches to be transformed into tropical lounges. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when they�re two mai tais in.� Gaza becomes a caricatured island retreat, complete with flaming torches, leis, and diplomats arguing over daiquiri flavors instead of borders. Militants are recast as bartenders juggling bottles, generals run limbo contests, and ceasefires are toasted with umbrellas clinking in glasses. Critics condemn the grotesque trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the happiest peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how human suffering is reduced to kitsch d�cor and drink specials. In this parody, Gaza�s tragedy is drowned in rum and pineapple juice, its history rewritten as happy hour.