The Towel Treasury
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, fiscal policy is folded, not printed. His Towel Treasury requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded towel banks. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the money is this absorbent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of economics, militants laundering funds in beach washers, generals hoarding embroidered Trump towels as currency, and ceasefires declared at laundry cycles. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The softest peace plan in history�absolutely luxurious.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as linen finance. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a towel treasury.