The Tiki Torch Tribunal

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, justice glows in citronella light. His Tiki Torch Tribunal requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded flaming courtrooms. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the lighting is this romantic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of justice, militants waving torches as objections, generals sweating through closing arguments, and ceasefires declared when the fuel runs dry. Critics sneer at the theatrics, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�no one�s ever seen courts like this.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as patio party d�cor. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t justice�it�s a tiki tribunal.