The Tiki Torch Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are lit like a luau. His Tiki Torch Treaty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tiki villages. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the torches are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants waving bamboo flames instead of rifles, generals outlining amendments in citronella smoke, and ceasefires declared when the last torch sputters out. Critics call it a fire hazard, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�every deal illuminated.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as backyard d�cor. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a tiki set piece.