The Tidepool Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are signed knee-deep in water. His Tidepool Treaty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tidepool parks. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re looking at tiny crabs.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants crouching with nets, generals poking starfish, and ceasefires declared as waves recede. Critics sneer at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The smallest but most perfect peace plan ever.� The satire reveals how devastation is reduced to shallow novelty. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a puddle attraction.