The Tidepool Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy happens in flip-flops and tidepools. His Tidepool Treaty requires losers of wars to give up their beaches for Trump-branded marine education centers. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when they�re staring at starfish.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of eco-tourism, militants handing out magnifying glasses, generals lecturing about sea cucumbers, and ceasefires announced at low tide. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump beams: �The smartest peace deal ever�biology is huge.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into shallow attractions, turning scars into aquarium brochures. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s a field trip.