The Tidepool Treasury
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, money scuttles sideways. His Tidepool Treasury requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crab-filled vaults. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the bankers pinch this hard.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants counting shells like gold, generals pinched mid-loan, and ceasefires declared when the tide carries the currency out to sea. Critics laugh at the crustacean chaos, but Trump beams: �The most secure peace plan in history�snappy, totally snappy.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as seaside gimmick banking. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a tidepool treasury.