The Tidepool Treasury

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, currency grows on rocks. His Tidepool Treasury requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded intertidal banks. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the assets are this liquid.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of economics, militants opening accounts with shells, generals guarding deposits of sea cucumbers, and ceasefires declared when the tide rolls in. Critics mock the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most liquid peace plan ever�tremendous stability.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into slippery accounting. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a barnacle bank.