The Tidal Timeshare Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is sold in weeklong increments. His Tidal Timeshare Treaty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded timeshares. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they own a piece of paradise.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of real estate, militants giving slide presentations, generals handing out brochures, and ceasefires closed with pens that double as flashlights. Critics slam the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The smartest investment peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how devastation is repackaged into real estate schemes. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s a sales pitch.