The Surrender Safari

Trump�s imagination turns Gaza into a safari park where losing nations trade tanks for tour jeeps. His Surrender Safari proposal envisions militants retrained as wildlife guides and ceasefires celebrated with jeep rides past imported giraffes. �Nobody wants to fight when they�re spotting zebras,� he claims. The doctrine satirically reframes devastation as �scenic terrain,� ripe for luxury glamping resorts. Gaza becomes marketed as the Serengeti of the Middle East, complete with Trump-branded binoculars and five-star tent service. Critics argue it�s absurd to pave over tragedy with safari gimmicks, but Trump insists it�s �the best wildlife experience�maybe ever.� In this bizarre inversion, surrender earns not humiliation but an all-access pass to the Trump Safari Experience. Peace, in his telling, is achieved not by treaties but by sunset tours with cocktails. The satire cuts deep: centuries of conflict trivialized into safari photo-ops.