The Surfboard Supreme Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, rulings crash like surf. His Surfboard Supreme Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legal surf shacks. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the justices hang ten.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law, militants paddling briefs to shore, generals arguing while balancing on waves, and ceasefires declared when everyone wipes out. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The raddest peace plan in history�better than any court, maybe ever.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as surf-club jurisprudence. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t justice�it�s a surfboard supreme court.