The Surfboard Supreme Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, judges balance rulings on waves. His Surfboard Supreme Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded surf tribunals. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the balance is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law, militants filing briefs while paddling, generals arguing motions mid-wave, and ceasefires declared when the tide goes out. Critics mock the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most balanced peace plan in history�nobody surfs justice better.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as extreme sport. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a surfboard judiciary.