The Surfboard Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, summits take place at high tide. His Surfboard Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded surf diplomacy. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the waves are this perfect.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of statesmanship, militants waxing boards before speeches, generals wiping out during policy announcements, and ceasefires declared with hang tens. Critics scoff at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most radical peace plan ever�totally tubular.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed into surf culture parody. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a beach camp.