The Surfboard Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are held on surfboards. His Surfboard Summit demands losers of wars surrender their beaches for Trump-branded surf diplomacy schools. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�ve got this much balance.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of global talks, militants paddling out in wetsuits, generals wobbling in shallow water, and ceasefires declared when waves crash. Critics jeer at the stunt, but Trump beams: �The most radical peace plan in history.� The satire mocks how devastation is reduced to surf culture cosplay. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t survival�it�s a surf lesson.