The Surfboard Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are carved into surfboards. His Surfboard Summit forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded surf competitions. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the waves are this perfect.� Gaza is remade into a grotesque parody of sport, militants waxing boards, generals announcing heats, and ceasefires celebrated with trophies. Critics deride the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the coolest peace plan ever.� The satire is biting: centuries of struggle trivialized into surfer kitsch. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a surf shop.