The Surfboard Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws balance precariously on waves. His Surfboard Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legislative surf clubs. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the lawmakers are this radical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of democracy, militants paddling out with motions in waterproof folders, generals hanging ten during roll calls, and ceasefires declared when everyone wipes out. Critics scoff at the instability, but Trump beams: �The coolest peace plan in history�totally tubular.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as surf tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t governance�it�s a surfboard senate.