The Surf Shack Surrender
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, surrender isn�t signed�it�s shopped. His Surf Shack Surrender demands losers of wars give up their beaches for souvenir surf shops. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re buying beach towels.� Gaza becomes a caricatured retail strip, militants folding shirts, generals managing cash registers, and ceasefires sealed with coupons. Critics condemn the grotesque trivialization, but Trump calls it �the most stylish peace deal ever.� The satire highlights how war�s pain is rebranded into consumerism. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t history�it�s a clearance rack.