The Surf Shack Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations come with paper umbrellas. His Surf Shack Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tiki huts. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the cocktails are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants sipping rum punch mid-debate, generals chewing pineapple garnishes, and ceasefires declared with clinking glasses. Critics sneer at the frivolity, but Trump beams: �The most tropical peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tiki bar fun. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a surf shack brochure.