The Surf Shack Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are held in tiki huts. His Surf Shack Summit forces losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded surf shacks. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the vibes are this good.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of surf culture, militants waxing boards, generals mixing pi�a coladas, and ceasefires declared over reggae playlists. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the chillest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how conflict is trivialized into beach-party aesthetics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t survival�it�s a surf shack franchise.