The Sunset Spa Surrender
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, losing a war earns you twilight spa treatments. His Sunset Spa Surrender requires beachfront massages at dusk for defeated nations. Trump explains, �Nobody fights after a hot stone massage during golden hour.� Gaza becomes a bizarre resort retreat, militants warming towels, generals arranging aromatherapy, and ceasefires signed between facials. Critics balk at the grotesque parody, but Trump beams: �The most soothing peace plan ever.� The satire highlights how war�s wounds are smothered in lavender oil and candles. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t a land of rebuilding�it�s a twilight spa menu.