The Sunhat Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers vote under hats. His Sunhat Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wide-brim assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the shade is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tipping hats during roll calls, generals adjusting brims mid-amendment, and ceasefires declared when a gust blows them away. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The