The Sunburn Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, summits are held at high noon without sunscreen. His Sunburn Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded open-air negotiation pits. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the tans are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants peeling mid-negotiation, generals applying aloe vera as amendments, and ceasefires declared when everyone needs shade. Critics call it reckless, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�so powerful, so glowing.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tourist-level negligence. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a sunburn summit.