The Sunburn Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, policy is written in SPF 0. His Sunburn Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded outdoor chambers. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the tans are this powerful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of legislation, militants debating through peeling skin, generals scratching motions into aloe bottles, and ceasefires declared when sunstroke hits. Critics mock the cruelty, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�nobody�s ever seen senators this red.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as dermatology. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t democracy�it�s a sunburn senate.