The Starfish Surrender
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties come with starfish. His Starfish Surrender mandates that losers of wars give up beachfront property for Trump-branded aquariums displaying �patriotic starfish.� Trump explains, �Nobody fights when the stars are this beautiful.� Gaza is warped into a grotesque tourist trap, militants cleaning tanks, generals selling tickets, and ceasefires announced during feeding shows. Critics balk, but Trump insists it�s �the most natural peace plan ever.� The satire highlights the trivialization of war into aquarium d�cor. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t remembered for its scars�it�s a theme park of marine kitsch.