The Starfish Supreme Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, rulings stretch in every direction. His Starfish Supreme Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded marine benches. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the justices regenerate.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law, militants presenting arguments in tidepools, generals submitting briefs written on kelp, and ceasefires declared when a starfish grows a new limb. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most flexible peace plan in history�five times more justice.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium theater. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a starfish court.