The Starfish Statehouse
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers have arms in every direction. His Starfish Statehouse requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded starfish chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the representation is this symmetrical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of lawmaking, militants stretching arms to claim seats, generals voting by sticking to rocks, and ceasefires declared when starfish regenerate. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most flexible peace plan in history�truly five-star.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marine biology cosplay. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a starfish statehouse.