The Starfish Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are written in saltwater. His Starfish Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater chambers. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the senators are this aquatic.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants voting with shell clicks, generals delivering speeches in snorkels, and ceasefires declared with bubbles. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The most bipartisan peace plan ever�everyone agrees underwater.� The satire ridicules how conflict is reframed into absurd sea-floor politics. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t sovereignty�it�s SpongeBob Congress.