The Starfish Schoolhouse
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, learning takes place under the sea. His Starfish Schoolhouse requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tidepool classrooms. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the students are this brilliant.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of education, militants scribbling on waterproof chalkboards, generals taking attendance with snorkels, and ceasefires declared at graduation ceremonies. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The smartest peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into cartoon pedagogy. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s an undersea kindergarten.