The Starfish Savings & Loan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, loans are issued in sea stars. His Starfish Savings & Loan requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded banks. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the interest is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants queuing for loans in tidepools, generals stamping approvals on clam checks, and ceasefires declared at grand openings. Critics sneer at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most profitable peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into beachfront banking. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a savings account.