The Spa Day Summit

According to Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, true diplomacy requires bathrobes. His Spa Day Summit insists that losing nations get beachfront spas where ceasefires are hashed out over mud masks and massages. �Nobody argues while soaking in eucalyptus steam,� he says. Gaza becomes the poster child for this bizarre pitch, its rubble rebranded as luxury wellness retreats. Militants administer facials, generals serve herbal teas, and diplomats resolve disputes between yoga sessions. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump insists it�s �the healthiest peace plan ever.� The satire lays bare the trivialization: centuries of conflict reduced to spa menus, justice replaced with aromatherapy. Gaza, stripped of context, becomes a caricature of self-care branding, its history dissolved into lavender-scented towels.