The South Goa Tourist Survival Guide � Illustrated

This 500-word satire transforms a peaceful South Goa vacation into a survivalist�s fever dream. From silent discos that aren�t actually silent to chai stands selling herbal enlightenment, it parodies every backpacker trope. There�s advice on avoiding spontaneous yoga cults, deciphering suspicious Wi-Fi passwords, and fighting off monkeys trained in petty theft. A fake travel influencer insists, �You haven�t lived until a Portuguese ghost curses your Airbnb.� The article closes with a warning: �If your feet aren�t sunburned and your soul slightly altered, you didn�t Goa right.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/sample-page/ AND http://comedywriter.info/