The Snorkel Summit

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy happens beneath the waves. His Snorkel Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coral meeting rooms. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the masks are this high-quality.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants fogging up goggles mid-speech, generals holding hand signals for policy, and ceasefires declared when oxygen runs out. Critics laugh at the impracticality, but Trump beams: �The most immersive peace plan in history�literally immersive.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquatic pageantry. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a snorkeling tour.