The Snorkel Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace treaties happen with snorkels on. His Snorkel Summit requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded snorkeling resorts. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re face-to-face with fish.� Gaza is reimagined as a grotesque parody of marine tourism, militants adjusting masks, generals fogging up goggles, and ceasefires signed under the waves. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the deepest peace deal ever.� The satire reveals how devastation is trivialized into scuba gags. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a snorkeling brochure.