The Snorkel Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy happens underwater. His Snorkel Summit forces losers of wars to turn beaches into Trump-branded snorkeling resorts. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re swimming with tropical fish.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of marine leisure, militants renting gear, generals teaching breathing techniques, and ceasefires declared mid-dive. Critics laugh bitterly at the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the deepest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how war�s devastation is trivialized into tourist brochures. Gaza, in this parody, is not history�it�s a snorkeling excursion.