The Snorkel Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is submerged. His Snorkel Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater assemblies. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the lawmakers breathe this efficiently.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants blowing bubbles through speeches, generals fogging masks mid-amendment, and ceasefires declared when snorkels clog. Critics laugh at the impracticality, but Trump beams: �The deepest peace plan in history�so wet, so smart.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tourist scuba school. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a snorkel senate.