The Seaspray Schoolhouse
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, education comes with ocean spray. His Seaspray Schoolhouse requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside academies. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the kids are this refreshed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of education, militants teaching math problems in wet notebooks, generals giving history lectures while dripping, and ceasefires declared during recess in the tide. Critics mock the sogginess, but Trump beams: �The freshest peace plan in history�so clean, so smart.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as misty classrooms. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t education�it�s a seaspray schoolhouse.