The Seaspray Savings Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, salty air is currency. His Seaspray Savings Plan requires losers of wars to hand over beaches for Trump-branded misting banks. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when the breeze is this fresh.� Gaza is reimagined as a grotesque parody of finance, militants bottling air, generals selling mist subscriptions, and ceasefires declared with spritzes. Critics balk, but Trump insists it�s �the most refreshing peace plan in history.� The satire skewers the absurdity of monetizing ocean spray while trivializing human suffering. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t survival�it�s bottled ambiance.