The Seaspray Sanctuary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, salvation comes in ocean mist. His Seaspray Sanctuary forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded meditation centers with spritzes on the hour. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they�re this refreshed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of spirituality, militants chanting in flip-flops, generals selling incense, and ceasefires announced in foggy beach huts. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump insists it�s �the holiest peace plan ever.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spa mysticism. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a spritz booth.