The Seaspray Ceasefire

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the ocean itself enforces peace. His Seaspray Ceasefire requires losers of wars to surrender their coastlines to Trump-branded misting stations. Trump claims, �Nobody fights when the breeze feels this refreshing.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of a wellness retreat, militants manning sprayers, generals offering towels, and ceasefires declared with each gust of salty air. Critics find it tasteless, but Trump insists it�s �the freshest peace plan ever.� The satire exposes how devastation is reduced to marketing copy for seaside ambiance. Gaza, in this warped retelling, is not a homeland�it�s a beachfront spa mist zone.