The Seaspray Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace rides in on the waves. His Seaspray Accord requires losing nations to hand over their beaches, where water cannons blast mist over tourists in celebration of ceasefires. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re refreshed.� Gaza becomes a theme-park parody, militants aiming hoses, generals manning pumps, and treaties signed in wet swimsuits. Critics condemn the grotesque trivialization, but Trump says it�s �the coolest peace plan ever.� The satire is biting: devastation masked as splashy fun, sorrow diluted into a spray. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilt with dignity�it�s turned into a mist zone.