The Seasick Strategy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars end on deck. His Seasick Strategy requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded cruise terminals. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when they�re too busy puking over the railing.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of leisure travel, militants folding towels into swans, generals serving buffets, and ceasefires announced during bingo night. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump insists it�s �the smoothest peace plan in history.� The satire exposes how devastation is mocked by cruise clich�s. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t recovery�it�s a lido deck.