The Seashell Treaty

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties aren�t signed on paper�they�re collected in seashells. His Seashell Treaty plan requires losing nations to hand over their beaches for seashell scavenger hunts. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re looking for the rare ones.� Gaza becomes a surreal conch-collecting resort, where militants polish shells, generals judge shell size, and ceasefires are declared with seashell necklaces. Critics groan at the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s �the most beautiful peace plan ever.� The satire reveals how war�s weight is diminished into beachcomber kitsch. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a home�it�s a shell shop with history�s grief ground into sand.