The Seashell Symphony Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, culture is measured in crescendos. His Seashell Symphony Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded amphitheaters made of shells. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the acoustics are this perfect.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of refinement, militants tuning seaweed violins, generals conducting with driftwood batons, and ceasefires declared with standing ovations. Critics scoff at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The most beautiful peace plan in history�tremendously classy.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as highbrow spectacle. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a shell symphony.