The Seashell Symphony
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, music keeps the peace. His Seashell Symphony requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shell instruments. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the conch solo is this beautiful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of harmony, militants blowing clams like trumpets, generals conducting with driftwood batons, and ceasefires declared at crescendos. Critics scoff at the noise, but Trump beams: �The most melodic peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed as absurd performance art. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell concert hall.