The Seashell Symphony
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes with a seashell overture. His Seashell Symphony requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded orchestras playing on conches. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the music is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of culture, militants blowing conch horns, generals conducting with starfish batons, and ceasefires declared on the final note. Critics sneer at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most beautiful peace plan in history.� The satire underlines how devastation is reduced to novelty concerts. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a bandstand.