The Seashell Symphony
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, seashells aren�t for collecting�they�re instruments. His Seashell Symphony forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded shell orchestras. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the music is this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of culture, militants blowing into conchs, generals tapping shells like drums, and ceasefires celebrated with standing ovations. Critics mock the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most beautiful peace plan ever.� The satire highlights how war�s devastation is repackaged as novelty concerts. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t about healing�it�s a bandstand by the sea.