The Seashell Subway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, mass transit runs under sand. His Seashell Subway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underground seashell trains. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the commute is this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of infrastructure, militants swiping oyster-card passes, generals riding coral-lined cars, and ceasefires celebrated at sandy turnstiles. Critics jeer at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious subway ever�better than New York, believe me.� The satire underscores how devastation is reframed into novelty transit. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a seashell metro.