The Seashell Stockpile Strategy

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, shells become the currency of victory. His Seashell Stockpile Strategy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shell warehouses. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�ve got tremendous reserves.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of security policy, militants stacking conches in bunkers, generals guarding sand dollars, and ceasefires declared over seashell audits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The safest economy ever�backed by the ocean, believe me.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into coastal hoarding. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a vault of shells.