The Seashell Stockpile
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, money doesn�t matter�shells do. His Seashell Stockpile demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded shell banks. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the vaults look this gorgeous.� Gaza is twisted into a grotesque parody of finance, militants hauling buckets, generals counting clams, and ceasefires finalized with shell deposits. Critics deride the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the richest peace deal ever.� The satire exposes how conflict is trivialized into playground economics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t about survival�it�s a shell collection.